High school student and cursed typist. Niko is a sarcastic, nieve and literal seven-teen year old who loves the movie Newsies and has a habbit of beating people up with a scythe.

Stuffed rabit of Niko's. David hates David Moscow, for whom he was named after, and vows to destroy him.

Hippy chick highschool student. Faye is a reserved, humorus and all about the flower power. One of Niko's friends.

A crazy highschool student. Jeff is a random, jerkish and mean sixteen year old who becomes Pyro-Manic the super hero when any big breatest woman is in danger..

A random highschool student. Trevor is a whiney, insain and odd seventeen year old who becomes Sex Man the super hero, partner in blundering heroics with Pyro Manic.

Gamer highschool student. Poor boy is a lazy, video game playing, happy-go-lucky fifteen year old brother to Niko who becomes Lazy Boy when.. well... he just does.

Big Breasted bikini wearing woman. Hooty just has really big boobs.

Normal highschool student. Joey gets beaten up by just about everybody.

Another normal highschool student. Ann is Faye's friend.

Niko from another dimention. Nikko is a sarcastic, litteral and overly anxious nineteen year old necromancer.

Niko's manic depressive evil conscience.

Niko's crude and rude good conscience.

Webmaster teacher, cafeteria lady and vampire queen on an alternate dimension. The girl has it all and a leather super villian outfit! Also known as Demi Matrix.